‘Fair Go for Billionaires’ endorses Clive Palmer

BREAKING NEWS: Fair Go for Billionaires has officially endorsed Clive Palmer as the next member for Lilley and is seriously considering launching a “Clive for PM” campaign.

Appearance on Lateline

In the light of Wayne Swan’s senseless attack on mining billionaires, Allan Billison, head of Fair Go for Billionaires, went to Canberra to give Mr Swan a piece of his mind.

The Mandate

Support Tony Abbott in his mandate to take billion of dollars from you to give back to us billionaires! Abbott Understands.

More Incentives

Repealing this tax is in the interest of national health! Abbott Understands.

Incentives

It’s all about incentives. I need incentive to get more mines, and the only way to get more mines is to continue to incentivise myself to get more mines.

It’s simple billionaire math. Abbott Understands.

More Spin

They’re not mega-profits. Seriously! Abbott understands.

Spin

I don’t know what your definition of mega-profits is, but 10.5 billion is certainly not mine! Abbott understands.

Principle

It’s not about the money. It’s about the principle. Abbott understands.

Eager to Please

One of the things that we love about Tony Abbott, besides his love of the fine life, is his eagerness to please. Only one candidate is willing to do anything to make sure that the lives of ordinary everyday billionaires are as comfortable and profitable as possible… and that’s Tony. He’s our man.

Frittering It All Away

This election has been a disastrous spend fest. The government has promised extra funding for school, hospitals and roads. Not to mention superannuation. And where did they get all this money? From struggling billionaires. $10.5 billion of it. Money that could be better spent on fine red wine.